tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58368449361689216712024-03-14T08:15:45.666+02:00MiDaLumea vazuta prin ochi de electronistUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger729125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-55120152956550431682010-08-02T21:27:00.000+03:002010-08-02T21:27:14.140+03:00Link dump<a href="http://glo.msn.com/relationships/do-all-men-cheat-1533635.story?gt1=49006">Do All Men Cheat?</a> Noooooooo. In niciun caz. Doar unii. Foarte putini. De fapt se numara pe degete...<br />
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Se poate merge la plaja si fara creme, fara bikini, fara slapi. De fapt fara a merge la plaja pentru bronzat. Cel putin <a href="http://evilclownvalley.com/how-beaches-looked-100-years-ago">asa faceau americanii acu' vreo suta de ani</a>. Si toata lumea era fericita si plajele la fel de pline ca si azi.<br />
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Si ca tot veni vorba de poze vechi, ar mai fi si unele aeriene ale <a href="http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2010/07/22/from-the-archive-american-cities-pre-1950/">oraselor americane de pana la 1950</a>.<br />
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Un <a href="http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/07/06/mcdonalds-how-it-works/">McDonald's din Rusia isi dezvaluie secretele</a>. Mai bine spus rutina zilnica din spatele tejghelei.<br />
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In America <a href="http://www.womansday.com/Articles/Family-Lifestyle/9-Undesirable-Jobs-That-Pay-Surprisingly-Well.html">nu e chiar asa rau sa fii gunoier. Sau decontaminator</a>. Si aici vorbim de lefuri. Ca in general, e mai bine decat orice de prin Land of Choice.<br />
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<a href="http://www.thisblogrules.com/2010/07/bike-helmets-have-never-been-more-fun.html">Casti de motocicleta cu o pictura foarte realista</a>.<br />
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Ce rezulta din <a href="http://refreshingnews9.blogspot.com/2010/07/pencil-sculptures-miniature.html">pasiunea pentru sculptura si un creion: arta</a>. Arta minimalista. Si autorul nu vrea sa obtina niciun profit din asta. O face doar din pasiune si pentru a avea ce sa ofere cadou prietenilor. Ati ghicit, nu e roman.<br />
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Niste <a href="http://itchyi.squarespace.com/thelatest/2010/7/20/the-longest-photographic-exposures-in-history.html">fotografii exceptionale obtinute printr-un lung timp de expunere</a>. Foarte lung. Cam de ordinul lunilor.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-32503129601052676022010-07-23T07:30:00.001+03:002010-07-23T07:30:00.768+03:00Friday laughsA husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.<br />
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One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."<br />
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Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.<br />
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"They'll grow slightly larger every day over a period of years," he replies.<br />
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"<br />
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The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?"<br />
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A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?"<br />
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"That's the elephant’s trunk, dear," she replies.<br />
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"No, Mom. Down underneath."<br />
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His mother blushes and says, "Oh, that's nothing."<br />
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The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question.<br />
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"That's the elephant’s trunk, son."<br />
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"Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is. The thing down there."<br />
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The father says, "Oh, that's the elephant's penis."<br />
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"Dad," the son asks, "how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"<br />
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The man takes a deep breath and explains, "Well son, here's the truth. I've really spoiled that woman."<br />
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A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.<br />
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"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."<br />
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"And?" asked the doctor.<br />
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"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey—this one here looks like yours!'"<br />
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”<br />
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The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone!”<br />
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Two strangers, a man and a woman, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they are tired and fall asleep quickly—he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.<br />
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At 1 a.m., the man leans over and gently wakes the woman and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”<br />
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“I have a better idea,” the woman replies. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.”<br />
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“Wow! That’s a fantastic idea!” he exclaims, with a huge smile on his face.<br />
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“Good,” she replies. “Now, get your own damn blanket!”<br />
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“Now, then, Christine,” said the math teacher, “I want to give you a little problem. Suppose there were five children and their mother had only four potatoes to share among them. She wanted to give each child an equal share. How would she do it?”<br />
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“Mash the potatoes,” the girl replied.<br />
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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.<br />
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While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.<br />
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The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150”.<br />
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The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.<br />
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The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law<br />
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?”.<br />
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The man replied, “A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance”.<br />
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.<br />
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As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.<br />
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '<br />
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'Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.'<br />
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A Lieutenant, a Major, and a Colonel were dining with the General in his quarters one evening. The conversation turned to sex and the Lieutenant stated that making love to your wife is 10% work and 90% fun. The Major disagreed and stated that he believed making love to your wife is 40% work and 60% fun. The Colonel then stated that they were both wrong and that the ratio is 80% work and 20% fun. They decided to put the matter to a young Sergeant.<br />
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“Well, Sir,” he began, “I think you are all dead wrong. It must be 100% fun.” <br />
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“Why do you say that?”, asked the General.<br />
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“Because,” answered the young sergeant, “if it involved any work at all, you’d assign an enlisted person to do it for you.”<br />
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A man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday.<br />
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“A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.<br />
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“You bet,” answered the customer. “She’s expecting a cruise.”<br />
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He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”<br />
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“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”<br />
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“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.<br />
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“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”<br />
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“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.<br />
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Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us, also.”<br />
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The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”<br />
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“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.<br />
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They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind.” “Thank you for taking all of us with you .<br />
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The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high”<br />
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After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: “This is all in your mind” and refers him to a psychiatrist.<br />
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After a few visits, the shrink confesses: “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.<br />
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The witch doctor says: “I can cure this.” He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: “This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!<br />
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All you have to do is say ’1-2-3' and it will be at your service. Then, when you are done, all you or your partner has to say is ’1234' and it will sleep again. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!”<br />
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The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: “1-2-3” and suddenly he’s ready to got.<br />
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So then his wife says: “What did you say ’1-2-3' for?”<br />
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”<br />
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The boy thought it over and said, “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, “For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’”<br />
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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.<br />
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Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."<br />
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"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"<br />
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When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.<br />
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The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"<br />
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To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"<br />
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An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.<br />
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“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth.”<br />
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He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”<br />
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“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”<br />
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“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”<br />
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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />
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A: None. Canadians don’t change light bulbs, they accept them as they are.<br />
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An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said, “Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about.”<br />
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The Englishman replied, “I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown.”<br />
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The Canadian replied, “Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity.”<br />
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The American replied, “Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking.”<br />
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An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers.<br />
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The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that in the great U.S. of A, they had so much money they never drank out of the same glass twice.<br />
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Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into the air and shot the glass with the American’s gun. As he was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in Australia they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass twice.<br />
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Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and shot the American. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told the Australian that in Canada we have so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice.<br />
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A widow goes on her first date since her husband's death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.<br />
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"You can touch me anywhere else," she says, "but down there I'm still mourning."<br />
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"I figured as much," says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. "If you don't mind, I'd like to offer my deepest condolences."<br />
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The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"<br />
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"That's awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I've taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."<br />
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The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest's house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.<br />
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"Hi, we're prostitutes," say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"<br />
One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close that Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"<br />
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"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.<br />
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"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."<br />
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"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."<br />
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The repairman could contain himself no longer. <br />
"Hey, fellas," he interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."<br />
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One afternoon, Harry Harrington walks into his supervisor's office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."<br />
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"We're short-handed, Harry," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."<br />
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"Thanks, boss," says Harry. "I knew I could count on you!"<br />
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So this fella goes into the doctor's office for his annual physical. The doctor comes in, looks at him for a moment, and says,<br />
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"You need to stop masturbating".<br />
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"Why?"<br />
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"So I can do the exam."<br />
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How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br />
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None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.<br />
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />
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Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.<br />
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?<br />
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An offer you can't understand.<br />
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A man walks into a dentist's office and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth."<br />
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Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."<br />
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Man: "Yes, I know."<br />
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Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"<br />
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Man: "The light was on..."<br />
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My blonde coworker was about to go on vacation. I needed to use her computer while she was away, so I asked if she could give me her password.<br />
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"Sure thing," she replied, and wrote it down for me:<br />
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MickeyMinnieDonaldGoofyHueyDeweyLouiePluto<br />
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"Sheesh! How come you made it so long?" I asked.<br />
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She rolled her eyes. "Well, DUH! It has to be at least 8 characters."<br />
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A boy and his date were parked on a back road far away from town, making out, when the girl stopped the boy.<br />
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“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a professional prostitute, and I charge $100 to go any farther.”<br />
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The boy reluctantly paid her, and a couple of minutes later it was time to go back. But the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.<br />
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“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.<br />
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“Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is $120.”<br />
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A driver cruising along a Texas road accidentally hit a calf, killing it. Wanting to do the right thing, the driver headed over to the owner's ranch house to explain what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.<br />
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"Well, right now, it'd probably fetch about $50 or so," said the rancher. "But in six years, it would've brought me $1,500. So, $1,500 is what I'm out."<br />
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The driver sat down, wrote a check, and handed it to the rancher.<br />
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"Here you go," he said. "One check for $1,500. Post-dated six years from now."<br />
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<i><span style="font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://www.misscellania.com/">via</a> <a href="http://www.innocentenglish.com/">via</a></span></i>mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-23618504489221069992010-07-06T19:39:00.001+03:002010-07-06T19:40:34.742+03:00Un mic testHai sa vedem ce cuvinte va vin in minte la vederea urmatoarelor cuvinte partial completate. O mica "spanzuratoarea", sa-i zicem asa.<br /><br />1. F _ _ K<br />2. PU _ S _<br />3. S _ X<br />4. P _ N _ S<br />5. BOO _ S<br />6. _ _ NDOM<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Hai sa vedem si raspunsurile:<br />1. FORK<br />2. PULSE<br />3. SIX<br />4. PANTS<br />5. BOOKS<br />6. RANDOM<br /><br /><i><span style="font-size:x-small;"><a href="http://funmeme.com/">via</a></span></i>mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-27342406562295817112010-07-06T19:31:00.000+03:002010-07-06T19:31:18.812+03:00Link dump<a href="http://www.sonnyradio.com/bravemouse.htm">Asta</a> inseamna curaj. Sa intervii in meniul unui ditai animal.<br />
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Ce se obtine din combinarea modei si a atlasului de anatomie? <a href="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/07/03/skinless-fashion/">Asta</a>.<br />
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<a href="http://www.uniquescoop.com/2010/07/food-consumption-by-families-in.html">Meniul saptamanal</a> al unor familii uzuale apartinand diverselor popoare.<br />
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<a href="http://thedesigninspiration.com/articles/40-creative-and-funny-egg-paintings/">Oua cu personalitate</a>. Sau ce poate iesi din mainile unuui artist mai nonconformist si cu multa imaginatie.<br />
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10 dintre cei mai neobisnuiti <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_97103.aspx">saci de dormit</a>.<br />
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Ce inseamna <a href="http://failbook.com/2010/06/11/funny-facebook-fails-get-alexis-a-gag/">actualizarea statusului de facebook aproape in timp real</a>: primesti si felicitarile aproape in timp real, chiar daca nu erau cele mai dorite.<br />
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<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-smartest-porn-stars-of-all-time/greg?page=1&format=blogstyle_view">Nu toate starletele porno sunt tute</a>. Unele chiar au IQ de Einstein. Aici nu discutam despre plamadele autohtone unde nu se mai poate salva nimic.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-86169003654570749792010-06-26T21:32:00.000+03:002010-06-26T21:32:08.951+03:00Link dumpCateodata <a href="http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/extra-memory-fail/">tehnologia e prea mult</a> pentru unii.<br />
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Si un alt exemplu de <a href="http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/online-shopping-fail/">victorie a tehnologie</a> asupra unui biped uman. <br />
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Italienii au reusit sa descopere ceea ce par a fi <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10382828.stm">cele mai vechi picturi in care apar fetele a 4 apostoli</a>. Dateaza din secolul 4. <br />
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La englezi se poate: <a href="http://traintimes.org.uk:81/map/tube/">harta metrourilor in timp real pe internet</a>. La noi nu merge nici macar in statii.<br />
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<a href="http://www.uncoached.com/2010/06/03/human-bone-art/#more-38411">Arta poate fi facuta si din oase</a>. Oase umane. Responsabil e un francez.<br />
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O imagine cat o mie de cuvinte. Cam atat se mai poate spune dupa vizionarea urmatoarelor <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2010/05/24/41-hilarious-mugshots/">imagini ale unor infractori</a>. Pentru multi pare momentul de maxim succes al vietii.<br />
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O chitara nu face impresie doar prin sunet. Si aspectul conteaza. Si pentru urmatoarele exemplare, <a href="http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/2010/05/25-unique-guitars.html">aspectul este deja dus la extrem</a>.<br />
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Prostia doare! Iata <a href="http://www.yahooanswerfail.com/curling-iron-fail/">dovada</a>.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-72678731715387930062010-06-26T20:01:00.000+03:002010-06-26T20:01:07.042+03:00O lume analogicaSau cum ar arata sarcinile zilnice prestate cu ajutorul aparatelor digitale intr-un mediu total analogic.<br />
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A masterpiesce...<br />
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<object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KrfpnbGXL70&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KrfpnbGXL70&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-78833408745121677852010-05-29T18:41:00.003+03:002010-05-29T19:13:59.790+03:00Link dumpPentru pasionatii de puzzle: una bucata <a href="http://nerdapproved.com/approved-products/the-giant-superplexus-3d-puzzle-is-30000-worth-of-frustration">puzzle 3D</a> la doar $30.000.<br /><br />Acum se poate scoate ceva concret din resturile de hartie rezultate din shreddere: <a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/white-goat-weir.php">hartie igienica</a>. 40 de coli, 30 minute si iese o rola de hartie igienica. Costa doar $100.000<br /><br />Unii oameni au o pasiune pentru motociclete dusa la limita. Si ce poate iesi din mainile unor astfel de pasionati decat niste <a href="http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/2010/03/30-marvelous-motorcycles.html">supermotociclete</a>.<br /><br />Wave Gotik Treffen este un cel mai mare festival gotic din lume. Si <a href="http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/wave-gotik-treffen-the-goth-festival-of-leipzig.html">costumatiile participantilor</a> la aceasta manifestare sunt dintre cele mai nonconformiste.<br /><br />La 22 de ani <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7945569.stm">creierul uman isi atinge potentialul maxim</a>. Asta spun cercetatorii americani. Si la 27 ani incepe declinul.<br /><br />Comunicare e foarte importanta intr-o relatie. Dovada ar fi <a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/05/best-of-craigslist-my-porn-watching-pig.html">scrisorica</a> pe care o fatuca i-o scrie prietenului sau iubitor de pornache si dornic de a aplica cele vazute. Bineinteles, pe craiglist, ca sa stie toata lumea.<br /><br />Sapunul nu foloseste doar la spalat. Unii fac <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2010/05/25/30-weird-and-awesome-soap-designs/">opere de arta din sapun</a>. Greu de distins ca vorbim totusi de sapun.<br /><br />Imaginea mea si a multora e ca la asiatici se mananca orice misca. Si am gasit si dovada. Tot felul de <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/16-products-they-only-sell-at-chinese-walmarts/">ciudatenii ce se gasesc in supermarketurile chinezesti</a>.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-20942185792655826132010-05-18T22:22:00.003+03:002010-05-18T22:36:34.870+03:00Televizoare nehotarateIn ultimele zile m-am uitat si eu pe ce a mai aparut nou in materie de televizoare.<br />Din site in site am ajuns la un LG. Si brusc nu am mai inteles nimic.<br />Acelasi parametru la distanta de cateva linii apare din neant... desi mai devreme el sigur nu era... Daca nici pe site-ul oficial nu pot afla informatia corecta unde ar trebui sa o aflu?<br />Oricum am pus o poza cu parametrii si daca vreti sa vedeti televizorul care nu are dar are Intrare RGB (D-sub 15 pini) puteti intra <a href="http://www.lg.com/ro/tv-audio-video/television/LG-lcd-tv-32SL8000.jsp">aici</a>.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S_LpFQwnPSI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/IHacOoz3KVc/s1600/LCD_LG_F.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 314px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S_LpFQwnPSI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/IHacOoz3KVc/s400/LCD_LG_F.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472692773816057122" border="0" /></a>DBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01917974503230355541noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-31176281580491383972010-05-12T20:08:00.002+03:002010-05-12T20:15:53.287+03:00Link dumpOrice esec e un pas inainte. Asta spune o vorba din popor. Cam toate vorbele de gen au rolul de a incerca sa mai dreaga busuiocul. Adica sa incerce sa scoata in evidenta si un aspect pozitiv intr-o situatie profund negativa. Acu' doar n-o fi sa descurajeze si mai mult spunand ca daca ai esuat esti un ratat. Iata ca si <a href="http://www.onlinecollege.org/2010/02/16/50-famously-successful-people-who-failed-at-first/">oamenii celebri au trecut mai intai prin niste esecuri</a> pana a ajunge cum ii stim cu toti.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2009/10/40-striking-examples-of-graffiti-art/">Graffiti-urile sunt cateodata mult mai expresive</a> si mai bine realizate decat asa zisele opere de arta moderne.<br /><br />Eu incerc pe cat posibil sa evit taxiurile. Dar parca as incerca <a href="http://www.igougo.com/travel_blog/photos/taxis_around_the_world.aspx">unele din acestea</a>.<br /><br />Nu toti sunt Einstein in materie de inventivitate. Dar multi se cred. Iata <a href="http://pigjockey.com/2010/03/04/top-10-stupid-inventions/">ce a iesit din mainile acestora din urma</a>.<br /><br />Cand imi fac planul de vizitare al unui oras mare, unul din punctele importante pe care le am in vedere este transportul in comun. Metroul este esential intr-o mare metropola. Si asta pentru ca e cel mai rapid mod de traversa orasul dintr-un capat in altul. Cu cat mai mare orasul cu atat mai extinsa si incalcita <a href="http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2010/03/design-around-the-world-metro-maps/">reteaua subterana</a>.<br /><br />De ce sa imi iau un Ferrari cand cu aceeasi bani, si chiar mai multi, <a href="http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/expensive-watches/">as putea sa-mi iau un ceas</a>.<br /><br />Confortul nu e totul cand vine vorba de scaune. Si <a href="http://thechive.com/2010/05/03/love-em-or-hate-em-these-are-chairs-40-photos/">aspectul conteaza</a>. Cateodata chiar mult mai mult decat confortul.<br /><br />Orice se tuneaza. De la masini, motociclete, biciclete pana la <a href="http://blog.silvercross.com/general/20-bizzarre-wheelchair-modifications/">scaune cu rotile</a>.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-16140765381235908472010-05-12T19:37:00.003+03:002010-05-12T19:41:35.467+03:00Nu-i chiar dificil sa canti la chitaraCel putin daca o privim pe femeia din imaginile de mai jos. Pare chiar floare la ureche. O joaca pe care oricine poate sa o faca.<br /><br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSyOWcGvBLo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSyOWcGvBLo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br /><br />Si acum, sa ne rupem degetele incercand. Mult noroc.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-50759521826767694742010-03-14T22:07:00.004+02:002010-03-14T22:14:43.271+02:00Redescoperirea unei pasiuniDe vreo cateva luni, am inceput sa fiu fan boardgames. De fapt mi-am redescoperit aceasta pasiune, dezvoltata pe vremea cand singurele jocuri de gen ce puteau fi gasite la noi erau CEC, Monopoly si Scrabble. Inca le mai am pe toate si imi aduc cu placere aminte de noptile petrecute cu varul meu jucandu-le.<br /><br />Azi am pus mana pe <a href="http://www.riograndegames.com/games.html?id=198">Torres</a>, un joc mai vechi dar simpatic. Am pus un link de pe site-ul distribuitorilor, dar pentru a-l descoperi mai bine si a aduna mai multe opinii trebuie sa vedeti si ce spun cei de la <a href="http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/88/torres">BoardGameGeek</a>, un fel de Wikipedia in domeniu.<br /><br />Pentru a marca corespunzator achizitia, am incercat si un unboxing. Nu stiu daca a iesit prea bine dar voi incerca sa imbunatatesc data viitoare. Acum, cu noua pasiune, cu siguranta ca va fi si o data viitoare cat mai curand.<br /><br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vP866QQDpvk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vP866QQDpvk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object><br /><br />Jocul e la oferta speciala luna aceasta la cei de la <a href="http://boardgames.ro/torres.htm">boardgames.ro</a>. Doar 120 lei. Si in Bucuresti livrarea este gratuita. Cred ca merita.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-79800020904765446802010-03-05T23:41:00.003+02:002010-03-05T23:46:34.861+02:00Prioritatile americanilor<blockquote>It costs an estimated $1 million to deploy a soldier to Afghanistan for a year and $49,000 to incarcerate a prisoner for a year in California. The state of California spends less than $10,000 to educate one K-12 student each year. The tradeoff is clear and unjustifiable.</blockquote><br />Mai multe detalii gasiti <a href="http://www.dailycal.org/article/108546/march_5_building_a_movement_starting_today">aici</a>.<br /><br />Deci, pe scurt, cel mai important pt licurici e lupta impotriva terorismului si sa-si tina prizonierii dupa gratii in conditii decente. Cat despre creierele de maine, ele pot veni si din import. Ca doar America e tara fagaduintei.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-75947620607549812712010-02-22T10:21:00.007+02:002010-02-22T11:57:07.837+02:00ING - din nou probleme cu bancilePana acum am avut numai necazuri cu bancile.<br />De la comisioane luate aiurea bani inghetati, conturi blocate... numai bucurii, pierdut timp, tocat nervi, stat la cozi (inca mai am de asteptat cu alta problema la alta banca).<br /><br />Si m-am dus la pomul lautat... <a href="http://www.ing.ro/ing/ro.html">ING</a>. Primele luni a fost ok. Sincer... orice cred ca e mai bun decat prima banca la care am avut cont.<br /><br />Totul pana aseara si respectiv azi de dimineata.<br /><br />Vreau si eu sa imi fac un depozit. E o metoda buna de a bloca banii ca sa nu ii cheltui si sa mai castigi ceva.<br />Dau sa fac depozit stiind ca e 9% dobanda si surpriza cand dau sa il fac 8.5%.<br />Fac depozitul si zic ca trebuie sa fie o eroare mai ales dupa ce sap tot site-ul.<br />Gasesc o informatie cu o dobanda de 8,5% pe 7 zile si atat. Ma rog eu sunt convinsa ca e o greseala.<br /><br />Sun azi. Am asteptat mult la telefon. Dar unde nu astepti pana esti conectat la un operator? Dar nu asta e problema (exista handsfree dar mergea o melodie draguta in asteptare).<br />Spun pasul, se verifica si mi se spune ca din data de 19 februarie asta e noua dobanda. Cum? Pana acum am primit mail la orice schimbare. Sau in Self Bank pe o hartie intr-un colt. Sau anunturi pe site... Cum e cu cea la <a href="http://www.ing.ro/ing/dms/ing/doc/rate_dobanzi/rate_dobanzi.pdf">http://www.ing.ro/ing/dms/ing/doc/rate_dobanzi/rate_dobanzi.pdf</a> pe care o sa o pun si sub forma de poza (deci noile dobanzi incepand cu 1 februarie). Nici vorba de 8.5%.<br /><br />Cer numarul relamatiei. Nu imi pot da nimic. Doar data la care am facut eu depozitul?!? Aia stiu si eu ca am cont. Si oricum dupa ce faci depozitul nu ti se mai precizeaza NICAIERI care este dobanda de care beneficiezi. Si intr-adevar daca citesti contractul nu esti protejat mai deloc.<br />Problema urmatoare ar fi ca si <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305">Mikel</a> a sesizat modificarea acu vreo saptamana si ceva cand sigur nu era inca 19 februarie.<br /><br />Am zis si asta si au zis ca sa le dau datele persoanei. POFTIM? Eu sa dau datele altcuiva? No way. Mi se pare normal sa sune el si sa ofere informatiile. Nu eu. Ca de-aia le spui cand suni si numarul la pantofi.<br /><br />Deci ING ofera informatii eronate pe site. Si nu informeaza clientii asupra modificarilor.<br />Conform contractului sunt acoperiti. Sunt acoperiti si daca iti inchid depozitul si in multe alte cazuri.<br /><br />Mie imi pare rau pentru ca mi se pareau mai seriosi, desi la aventurile pe care le-am avut pana mi-am luat cardul si de contactul cu tanti de la surcursala ar fi trebuit sa stiu mai bine sau sa iau masuri mai din timp.<br />Oricum... in continuare ceva poze cu datele la care ma refer eu.<br /><br />Site-ul lor azi:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S4JCgjczslI/AAAAAAAAANE/6oUC0vRjeFY/s1600-h/reclamatie.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S4JCgjczslI/AAAAAAAAANE/6oUC0vRjeFY/s400/reclamatie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440984426856297042" border="0" /></a><br />Pagina de dobanzi (cea care aparea azi):<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S4JCvHczBhI/AAAAAAAAANM/LfqMaTrvQ9s/s1600-h/reclamatie3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S4JCvHczBhI/AAAAAAAAANM/LfqMaTrvQ9s/s400/reclamatie3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440984677038097938" border="0" /></a>Si HomeBank:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S4JHa0eQIbI/AAAAAAAAANU/ZwsJSFDCAKc/s1600-h/reclamatie2_2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5qvT112mgso/S4JHa0eQIbI/AAAAAAAAANU/ZwsJSFDCAKc/s400/reclamatie2_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440989825904681394" border="0" /></a>DBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01917974503230355541noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-64400340563530665452010-02-21T10:03:00.003+02:002010-02-21T10:05:57.667+02:00Observatii de spectatorSe da meciul Steaua 1-3 Ceahlaul:<br /><br />- Cand esti ditai patronu' si vii la statie sa anunti ca vei evacua peluza sud, pai atunci fa-o! Nu o lasa doar la stadiul de amenintare. Multe probleme ar fi fost evitate daca ai fi pus in practica aceasta amenintare.<br /><br />- Daca esti mijlocas de banda, gen Szekely, si nu reusesti nici macar o singura centrare buna tot meciul, ai o problema.<br /><br />- Daca esti condus si vrei sa ataci cu Plesan si "Ceas" Petre, ai o alta problema.<br /><br />- Cand vinzi doi fundasi centrali si ramai cu Baciu titular de baza, nu te astepta ca el sa se zbata prea mult.<br /><br />- Rau am ajuns sa ne arate Baciu degetu' la sfarsitul meciului. Ii presimt un viitor glorios in Ghencea. <br /><br />- Cand vezi ca din 3 atingeri, 2 sunt aiurea, schimbi jucatorul. Doar nu astepti sa ia rosu sau sa-si dea autogol ca sa iei o masura.<br /><br />- Esti in scandal cu suporterii, ai o umbra de zapada pe stadion: fa ceva si curat-o inainte de meci. Suporterii sunt inventivi, si multi sunt si foarte prosti. Spiritul de turma, primeaza si el.<br /><br />- fotbalul modern nu se joaca doar cu spatele la poarta adversa si pase inapoi ca la rugby.<br /><br />- "Swatch" Petre era intotdeauna la linia fundasilor centrali. Practic jucam cu 5 fundasi. O fi simtit si el slabiciunea lui Baciu?<br /><br />- Arbitrul a facut praf meciul in repriza secunda. Parca primise un telefon de la Paszkany.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-18515793546530514242010-02-19T22:37:00.002+02:002010-02-19T22:46:31.394+02:00Friday laughs<div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wonderfully described definitions.......</span><br /><br />CIGARETTE:<br />A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!<br /><br />MARRIAGE:<br />It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master<br /><br />LECTURE:<br />An art of transmitting information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either<br /><br />CONFERENCE:<br />The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present<br /><br />COMPROMISE:<br />The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece<br /><br />TEARS:<br />The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!<br /><br />DICTIONARY:<br />A place where divorce comes before marriage<br /><br />CONFERENCE ROOM:<br />A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on<br /><br />ECSTASY:<br />A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before<br /><br />CLASSIC:<br />A book which people praise, but never read<br /><br />SMILE:<br />A curve that can set a lot of things straight!<br /><br />OFFICE:<br />A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life<br /><br />YAWN:<br />The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth<br /><br />ETC:<br />A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do<br /><br />COMMITTEE:<br />Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together<br /><br />EXPERIENCE:<br />The name men give to their mistakes<br /><br />ATOM BOMB:<br />An invention to bring an end to all inventions<br /><br />PHILOSOPHER:<br />A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead<br /><br />DIPLOMAT:<br />A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip<br /><br />OPPORTUNIST:<br />A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river<br /><br />OPTIMIST:<br />A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"<br /><br />PESSIMIST:<br />A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY<br /><br />MISER:<br />A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!<br /><br />FATHER:<br />A banker provided by nature<br /><br />CRIMINAL:<br />A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught<br /><br />BOSS:<br />Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early<br /><br />POLITICIAN:<br />One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence later<br /><br />DOCTOR:<br />A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!<br /><br /><center>***** ***** ***** ***** *****</center><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jurnalul unui functionar public</span><br /><br />LUNI<br /><br />9:35 - Am ajuns la serviciu. In fata biroului meu, 50 de ciudati au facut o coada. M-am prefacut ca incep sa-i bag in seama, dupa care am bagat cartonul cu “Revin imediat” si mi-am scos integramele.<br />10:00 - Cica vor sa ne taie primele si bonusurile. De la 40 de milioane o sa ajungem la 20??? E o crima! O s-o sun pe Nuti sa facem greva. Nenorocitii aia din fata ghiseului sunt inca tot acolo. Par rezistenti.<br />10:20 - Deschid usor geamul de la ghiseu. Un bou imi intinde o Milka, sa-i pun o stampila. Hahaha…Pentru o Milka poate cel mult sa imi indrept rictusul….<br />10:50 - Am sunat-o pe Nuti. Maine doar amenintam cu greva. Poate poiimaine sa facem greva, ca sa avem timp sa mergem la Mall. Nu inteleg ce tot ii dau astia inainte cu deficitul bugetar. Ce sa-ti spun, ne-au gasit pe noi vinovati….niste magari.<br />11:05 - Ziua de luni e cea mai dificila. A trebuit sa-mi limitez pauza de masa intre ora 11 si 13, ca doi tampiti de la coada incepusera sa vocifereze. Primului i-am spus sa revina luna viitoare ca nu gasesc stampila, iar celuilalt i-am spus ca nu ne merge sistemul informatic. Da-i in ma-sa de prosti.<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_0" class="yshortcuts">16:20</span> - “Plata nemeritata acordata la Stat”, din 5 litere. E “spaga” sau”prima”? Sa-l sun pe sef sa intreb.<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_1" class="yshortcuts">16:25</span> - Gata frate, programul. Cat sa stea si un om la serviciu???? ?? Am impresia ca sunt franta.<br /><br /><br />MARTI<br /><br />9:50 - Am intarziat putin din cauza ca m-a lasat BMW-ul. Ce ciudat. BMW e firma privata si uita ca si ei gresesc. De ce atunci sar toti pe bugetari cand se intampla sa gresim si noi??? Am pus in fata ghiseului cartonul de marti. “Programul de azi cu publicul se anuleaza din cauza capsatorului, suspect de gripa porcina”. Am auzit un vaietat din fata ghiseului. O fi crapat vreun ghertoi? Asta este, nu suntem highlanderi…<br />9:55 - O sa ma duc sa ma de-stresez putin, la <span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_2" class="yshortcuts">Cotroceni Mall</span>. Mi-am luat banii pentru munca de teren si vreau sa-mi cumpar un palton si vreu doua costumase, ca sa nu fac greva imbracata ca o toapa.<br />10:25 - E imposibil sa mai lucrezi cu unii idioti. A venit unul transiprat sa isi plateasca nu stiu ce impozite. I-am spus sa se duca dracului cu srl-ul lui cu tot si sa ma caute cand o sa miroase frumos. Mi se duce dracu’ tot Yves Rocher`ul…<br />11:00 - Gina mi-a adus ultimul racnet de telefon mobil. In graba, i-am pus unui imbecil stampila gresita, asa ca l-am trimis acasa sa mai vina cu un formular. Daca ne da prima de stress, imi cumpar si eu un mobil din ala si-i iau si lui fiu-meu. N-o sa saracesc din 1500 de euro, la urma urmei…<br />11:05 - Pauza de masa<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_3" class="yshortcuts">15:00 - Am</span> revenit. Am mancat cam mult, asa ca sunt obligata sa ies putin sa ma plimb, ca sa se aseze mancarea.<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_4" class="yshortcuts">16:10 - Am</span> revenit la birou si le-am spus ghertoilor care inca asteptau (hahaha, cat de tampiti sunt…) sa vina miercuri, intrucat oameni suntem si nu ma simt foarte bine. Au inceput vreo doi sa strige ceva, dar nu-i auzeam ca aveam castile de la mp4 player in urechi.<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_5" class="yshortcuts">16:12 - Am</span> sunat sa-mi comand gentutza Gucci. A trebuit sa intru pe Internet si am obosit. Ma duc acasa.<br /><br /><br />MIERCURI<br /><br />9:30 - Seful a zis ca oamenii rai vor sa ne restructureze si ca ar fi bine sa facem greva, ca sa aratam cat de uniti suntem. Mimi si cu mine vom fi in primele randuri, ca suntem cele mai frumoase din Directie. O sa avem si o pânză mare pe care o sa scriem la misto ca avem un salariu de 900 de lei (hahaha, cam cat cheltuim saptamanal prin Malluri) si ca de unde sa ne mai taie din salarii? Pe Fifi au pus-o sa planga in timp ce o sa pichetam Mall-ul sau ce dracu vor sa pichetam. Fifi e impresionabila tare si plange la comanda.<br />10:00 - Pregatirile pentru greva intra in liniutza dreapta. Au angajat si 50 de homelesii sau someri cum naibii le spune, care sa vina cu copiii in brate sa urle una-alta. Le da cate-un senvis, un ceai cald si cate 5 lei, ca suntem in criza.<br />12:15 - Cat de batut in cap sa fii ca sa ti se spuna ca nu lucram azi cu publicul si tu sa nu pricepi si sa urli ca tampitul ????<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_6" class="yshortcuts">12:45</span> - Un mafiot din ala care are o firma privata, ca cica sa-i eliberez nu stiu ce adeverinta. Siiiiiigur ca da. I-am spus ca-l rezolv, sa ma sune prin septembrie. Ai dracu privatii astia…N-ar da Statului profiturile lor, ca sa aiba si amaratii de bugetari o amarata de prima…Numai pentru ei vor totul ! Pai sa mai ajuti niste nenorociti din astia ????<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_7" class="yshortcuts">13:05 - Am</span> pus cartonul cu “Pauza de mese” si am plecat la coafor. Sunt curioasa daca au remarcat pluralul si realizeaza cat dureaza sa iei mai multe mese…<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_8" class="yshortcuts">16:00 - Am</span> venit. Le-am strigat prin geam sa-mi spuna ce vor si incercam sa ghicesc dupa voce cam cati ani are cel care imi vorbeste. Ala care se milogea sa-i incasez impozitul parea tanar. Sa plece dracu la munca, nu sa stea la mila Statului ca sa isi achite darile!<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_9" class="yshortcuts">16:10</span> - Le-am strigat ca oricum glumeam si ca nu am vreme de ei, fiind ocupati cu restructurarea. Am plecat acasa, ca inchide la Mall.<br /><br /><br />JOI<br /><br />10:30 - Ei, am ajuns mai tarzior azi, dar sunt in toane bune. Pe primii 10 de la coada i-am pus sa imi cante ceva frumos, daca vor sa ii servesc. Din pacate, dupa 10 minute mi s-a stricat cheful si n-am mai vrut sa-i servesc. Cred ca s-au suparat, dar le-am inchis geamul ghiseului si am plecat la contabilitate sa-mi iau primele.<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_10" class="yshortcuts">12:55</span> - Fantastic. Aproape doua ore mi-au trebuit sa ma conving ca e joi. Aveam senzatia ca e sambata si exact cand sa plec acasa, seful mi-a spus sa mai stau cateva minute, ca sa vedem cum facem cu greva. Am stat, dar ne deranjau teribil idiotii aia de dincolo de geamul ghiseului. Regret ca s-a abrogat pedeapsa cu moartea!!!!<br /><span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204);" id="lw_1266611784_11" class="yshortcuts">14:15</span> - Fantastic. Pe Mimi au refuzat-o sa isi aduca pe post de experti pe cei 3 copii, pe motiv ca nu au voie sa angajeze persoane care nu au implinit 6 ani. Unde am ajuns !!!???<br />Ma duc acasa, sa-mi revin<br /><br /><br />VINERI<br /><br />12:00 - Azi e zi scurta.<br />12.05 - Azi a fost zi scurta.</div>mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-37057449169129895262010-02-18T10:22:00.003+02:002010-02-18T10:30:55.721+02:00PrimavaraLuni, cand am iesit de la metrou vad 2 tarabe mari pline de ghiocei. Imi venea sa sar intr-un picior de bucurie.<br />Ploua.... s-a oprit ninsoarea!<br />Azi pe langa cele 2 tarabe de ghiocei au crescut si 2 de zambile care ma imbatau cu mirosul lor.<br />Zapada se topeste... in weekend se anunta 7 grade...<br /><br />Vine PRIMAVARAAA!<br /><br />Sunt racita rau dar bucuria ca au aparut ghioceii imi da forta sa zambesc.<br />Nu am reusit sa imi iau ca era coada mai mare decat la covrigi, dar ii prind eu zilele astea.<br /><br />Gata cu Iarna :D!DBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01917974503230355541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-47130121415069651122010-02-17T20:29:00.003+02:002010-02-17T20:32:34.299+02:00Presedinte sau vicepresedinte<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NhU5bImgruA/S3w1q_vQ_YI/AAAAAAAAA4c/zgn65kTEd0Q/s1600-h/mediafax-fail.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NhU5bImgruA/S3w1q_vQ_YI/AAAAAAAAA4c/zgn65kTEd0Q/s400/mediafax-fail.jpg" alt="mediafax fail" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439281462737173890" border="0" /></a><br />Sa ne hotaram despre ce functie discutam. Dar in poza cine o fi? Vicepresedintele sau presedintele? Sau niciunul?mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-7098000482958616102010-02-13T07:34:00.001+02:002010-02-13T07:34:00.743+02:00Link dumpMancare. Multa mancare. Niste <a href="http://shechive.com/2010/02/10/few-thousand-calories/">hamburgeri dusi la extrem</a> si nu numai.<br /><br />Industria publicitara din strainatate este foarte creativa. Iata cateva <a href="http://spyrestudios.com/hilarious-print-ads/">print-uri inspirate</a> dar si amuzante.<br /><br /><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees">10 tipuri de oameni intalniti la un interviu</a> pentru un nou loc de munca.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VW5PByaR2EQ&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VW5PByaR2EQ&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=nl_NL&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />Unul din cele mai interesante ceasuri pe care le-am vazut pana acum. Totul e "manual". Practic, din spatele unui ecran plat, artistul olandez Maarten Baas deseneaza si sterge limbile unui ceas. <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(</span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://presurfer.blogspot.com/2010/01/coolest-clock-ever.html">via</a><span style="font-style: italic;">)</span></span><br /><br />Cum se obtine <a href="http://i.imgur.com/E60Jv.jpg">fata celei mai frumoase femei</a>? Se iau 16 din cele mai frumoase femei din lume si se face un morph treptat.<br /><br />Scobitoarea nu se foloseste doar dupa masa. Unii fac <a href="http://www.womansday.com/Articles/Family-Lifestyle/10-Top-Notch-Toothpick-Artworks.html">adevarate opere de arta</a> din ele.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-2166203266712573782010-02-12T07:56:00.000+02:002010-02-12T07:56:00.356+02:00Friday laughs<span style="font-weight: bold;">Lots of blonde jokes. Enjoy!</span><br /><p>Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? <br />A: A whine cellar. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? <br />A: An Air Bag. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? <br />A: A mental block. </p> <p>Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? <br />A: A wind tunnel. </p> <p>Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? <br />A: A dope ring. </p> <p>Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? <br />A: Divorcee' </p> <p>Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? <br />A: Pregnant. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? <br />A: A visitor. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? <br />A: Gifted! </p> <p>Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? <br />A: An interpreter. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? <br />A: A Space Invader. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? <br />A: Branch Manager. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a smart blond? <br />A: A golden retriever. </p> <p>Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? <br />A: The back of her head. </p> <p>Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? <br />A: Artificial intelligence. </p> <p>Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? <br />A: Pull the pin and throw it back. </p> <p>Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? <br />A: They're both empty from the neck up. </p> <p>Q: What does a blonde owl say? <br />A: What, what? </p> <p>Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? <br />A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? <br />A: To see what was on the other side. </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? <br />A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk". </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? <br />A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? <br />A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? <br />A: To see what was on the other side. </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? <br />A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? <br />A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! </p> <p>Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? <br />A: The vegetable garden. </p> <p>Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? <br />A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" </p> <p>Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? <br />A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. </p> <p>Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? <br />A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. </p> <p>Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? <br />A: Perri-air. </p> <p>Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? <br />A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. </p> <p>Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? <br />A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! </p> <p>Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? <br />A: She missed. </p> <p>Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? <br />A: Data transfer. </p> <p>Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? <br />A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. </p> <p>Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? <br />A: Grade four. </p> <p>Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? <br />A: 144 blondes. </p> <p>Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? <br />A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" </p> <p>Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? <br />A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". </p> <p>Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? <br />A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. </p> <p>Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" <br />A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" </p> <p>Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? <br />A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. </p> <p>Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? <br />A: Proofreading. </p> <p>Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? <br />A: For throwing out the W's. </p> <p>Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? <br />A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. </p> <p>Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? <br />A: To keep from bruising their ears. </p> <p>Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? <br />A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. </p> <p>Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? <br />A: She didn't know what number came first. </p> <p>Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? <br />A: Divorced. </p> <p>Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? <br />A: She threw it off a cliff. </p> <p>Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? <br />A: She fell out of the tree. </p> <p>Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? <br />A: The cow fell on her. </p> <p>Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? <br />A: Bobbing for french fries. </p> <p>Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? <br />A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom". </p> <p>Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? <br />A: Frosted Flakes. </p> <p>Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? <br />A: There's white-out on the screen. </p> <p>Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? <br />A: There's writing on the white-out. </p> <p>Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? <br />A: There is a stamp on it. </p> <p>Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? <br />A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. </p> <p>Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? <br />A: You can park in the handicap zone. </p> <p>Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? <br />A: It takes too long to retrain them. </p> <p>Q: Why do blondes like lightning? <br />A: They think someone is taking their picture. </p> <p>Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? <br />A: From eating with forks. </p> <p>Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? <br />A: Because they can spell it. </p> <p>Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? <br />A: Toes go in first. </p> <p>Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? <br />A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. </p> <p>Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? <br />A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. </p> <p>Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? <br />A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. </p> <p>Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? <br />A: They can't remember the number. </p> <p>Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? <br />A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. </p> <p>Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? <br />A: "What's a lightbulb?" </p> <p>Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? <br />A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" </p> <p>Q: How do you get rid of blondes? <br />A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing <br />squad. </p> <p>Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? <br />A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. </p> <p>Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? <br />A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. </p> <p>Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? <br />A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. </p> <p>Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? <br />A: Her IQ goes up! </p> <p>Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? <br />A: Bigfoot has been spotted. </p> <p>Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? <br />A: Reservations. </p> <p>Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? <br />A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. </p> <p>Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? <br />A: Change. </p> <p>Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? <br />A: "Thanks for the refill!" </p> <p>Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? <br />A:Tell her a joke on Monday!</p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://funmeme.com">via</a></span><br /></p>mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-18916139546752377752010-02-11T19:47:00.002+02:002010-02-11T19:56:37.930+02:00eMAG face si fapte buneCei de la eMAG au o noua promotie: <a href="http://info.emag.ro/Extra_Garantia_de_Retur"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ExtraGarantia de Retur de la eMAG</span></a> se numeste. Treaba e simpla: ai cumparat un produs, l-ai primit si ti-ai dat seama ca nu corespunde cerintelor/preferintelor tale in termen de 30 de zile, il returnezi si ai de ales intre alt produs sau a primi banii inapoi. Acum, la nivel de principiu suna bine. Dar la romani drumul de la vorbe la fapte e lung rau.<br /><br />Sunt si niste mici observatii: produsele pot fi trimise inapoi doar printr-o singura firma de curierat si anume Fan Curier. Asta pe langa traditionala returnare personala la sediul firmei.<br /><br />O alta nedumerire ar fi exceptia de la aceasta promotie a consumabilelor desigilate. Sa luam problema imprimantelor. S-a terminat cartusul si ai nevoie de altul. Din varii motive (nestiinta, neatentie, etc), comanzi ceva asemanator cu cel ce ar trebui folosit si constati asta abia cand doresti sa-l incerci. Dar pentru a-l incerca trebuie sa-l desigilezi ca doar nu-l probezi sigiat. Si astfel pierzi dreptul de a iti recapata banii prin aceasta promotie. Aici mai exista doar <a href="http://www.legi-internet.ro/legislatie-itc/comert-electronic/ordonanta-guvernului-nr-1302000-privind-regimul-juridic-al-contractelor-la-distanta.html">Ordonanta nr.130/2000</a> ce prevede un termen legal de 10 zile in care cumparatorul poate returna orice produs, fara penalitati si fara invocarea vreunui motiv.<br /><br />Experientele mele cu eMAG sunt nenumarate. Si multe dintre ele chiar crunte. Dar neprofesionalismul si oferta limitata a concurentei m-au adus tot la eMAG. Povestile despre service-ul eMAG sunt si ele sf. Care mai de care mai inspaimantatoare. Si la un moment dat am ajuns si eu in momentul in care eram la mana lor. Ma gandeam deja la nenumaratele telefoane ce le voi da si la lunile in care voi fi amanat si plimbat cu vorba. Dar, spre norocul meu, se mutasera la noul sediu din Crangasi. Si se pare ca schimbasera cate ceva si din mersul lucrurilor din companie. Astfel ca treaba a decurs surprinzator de bine. Chiar am fost sunat de catre cei de la service pentru a ma tine la curent cu starea produsului. Si intr-o saptamana aveam deja rezolvarea: banii inapoi pentru ca nu au avut un produs similar pentru a-mi fi inlocuit cel stricat.<br /><br />Ma bucur ca cei de la eMAG fac din ce in ce mai multi pasi catre a deveni un magazin de nivel european. Astfel de promotii ar trebui repetate si urmate de catre niste astfel de servicii permanente.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.emag.ro/blog/2010/02/un-sony-vaio-pentru-cel-ce-duce-vestea-buna/">Cu acest articol particip la concursul <span style="font-weight: bold;">Un Sony Vaio pentru cel ce duce vestea buna!</span> Numarul meu norocos este 371132.</a>mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-91286671362269324402010-02-09T21:26:00.003+02:002010-02-09T21:35:01.389+02:00Pericole pietonale<a href="http://firstpageinfo.blogspot.com/2010/02/trofee-de-iarna.html">Revin</a> cu o imagine de pe bulevardul Ferdinand.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NhU5bImgruA/S3G3x1ZYUDI/AAAAAAAAA4U/YDlgrHXnhxI/s1600-h/turturi-2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 274px; height: 460px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NhU5bImgruA/S3G3x1ZYUDI/AAAAAAAAA4U/YDlgrHXnhxI/s400/turturi-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436328291987902514" border="0" /></a><br />Locatia este vizavi de ambasa Greciei. Casa cu pricina este de patrimoniu si acolo isi are sediul si un mediator. Care nu se deranjeaza niciodata sa isi curete turturii sau sa ia niste masuri pentru ca acestia sa nu se mai formeze.<br /><br />Cand e vreme de turturi, cu siguranta ca acolo veti gasi unii dolofani. Si ar pica fix pe mijlocul trotuarului. Singurul mod de a-i evita e pe carosabil.<br /><br />De maine vremea se incalzeste si avem cod galben pentru ploi si ninsori. Deci o sa avem si niste adevarate stalactite.<br /><br />Niste amenzi, cineva, pentru asemenea mostre de nepasare civica?<br /><br />P.S. Trotuarele sunt inca in nameti. Nu s-a miscat nimic in aceasta privinta. Domnu' primar nu merge pe jos. El are masina.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5836844936168921671.post-24613681913571423432010-02-09T18:57:00.002+02:002010-02-09T19:10:53.934+02:00Manifestari culturale in spatii neconventionaleValencia. Art Nouveau Mercado Center. Cea mai mare piata acoperita din Europa. O zi monotona. Deodata, din boxe incepe sa se auda La Traviata de Giuseppe Verdi...<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7726069&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1"><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7726069&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Protagonistii din imaginile de mai sus sunt membri ai operei Palau de les Arts din Valencia. O prestatie exceptionala intr-un mediu inedit si neconventional.<br /><br />De ce nu se poate asa ceva si la noi? De ce nu vedem prestatii tip flash mob intr-un loc neconventional al unei institutii de cultura? Locuri si oportunitati ar fi atatea. De exemplu Piata Universitatii sau Piata Unirii sau orice alt loc plin de oameni la ore de varf. De ce nu, chiar un mall. Desi aici ar merge mai bine un concert spontan de manele. Singurii care au iesit din carapacea salii de teatru intr-un mediu atipic sunt cei de la Masca. <a href="http://masca.ro/site/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=0&Itemid=54">Ii puteti vedea</a> in statia de metrou Unirii I. Tot respectul domnului Malaimare pentru aceasta initiativa si pentru aducerea unei manifestari culturale in mijlocul oamenilor.<br /><br />Eu sunt un iubitor de teatru. Nu sunt un fan al operei. Nu ma vedeam rezistand la un spectacol intreg. Dar acest clip m-a facut sa mai ma gandesc. Si daca as vedea ceva asemanator si in Bucuresti, chiar as incerca si un spectacol de opera.<br /><br />Poate acest clip va ajunge si la cei in masura de a incerca asa ceva si la noi. Asta ar fi o promovare cu adevarat eficienta pentru apropierea lumii de cultura.mikelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07115686124670155305noreply@blogger.com0